No, this is not a urinal.
Yes, I have.
No, it wasn't that bad.
I dislike public toilets, and I always put two layers of toilet paper between me and the seat. No need here. I saw these squatters in Afghanistan, but never used them because we had regular toilets on base. Here at work, though, there's no other option. I thought it would be awful, but it's actually pretty OK. I saw a guy smoking
while squatting yesterday. Oh, and don't forget that this is a B.Y.O.T.P. kind of party.